Oh Joys

- I think I fell asleep while my teeth were being cleaned at the dentist this afternoon.
- My puppy loves to bite your feet and I managed to get her outside just in time for her to drop a terd on the deck.
- It's been a while since I've had to clean up pee from the carpet.
- The wind today was downright ridiculous and should go away immediately.
- I wish I could just hold my puppy all day.
- I need a white elephant gift for tomorrow.